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Interview with The Extremist/Bytebusters, Track Attacker/Bytebusters
and some bloke pretending to be Michael Ryan!
By Blancmange/Cosine!
BLM:-
Am I sexy?
Extremist:-
No way man!
Track Attacker:-
I must admit your skirt is nice!
Michael Ryan?:-
Yes, you're a love albatross! Would
you like to come and see some puppies?
BLM:-
Ooeeer, no thanks mate, are the
rumours true that you axe-murdered
your family in cold-blood?
~iff.carrot
Michael Ryan?:-
No I machine-gunned them instead,
but I was gutted because their blood
was merely luke warm on my flesh.
BLM:-
That's interesting, who is next on
your list of killing?
Michael Ryan?:-
Dominic Diamond, Andy Crane and
Violet Berlin (Blow those hot-pants).
BLM:-
But didn't you kill yourself? I
know there were some alleged sightings
of you in the Co-Op and Happy Shopper
in the Sunday Sport, but are you
really still alive?
Michael Ryan?:-
I hid under the floor boards in my
house, and the man they thought was me
was my brother (who's brains I FUCKING
BLEW OUT) hahahahaha. I had an affair
with Elvis Presley in Happy Shopper
once!
BLM:-
So Track Attacker, what previous
groups have you been in? And what are
your functions in Bytebusters?
TA:-
Raiders (a modem-only crew!),
Eremation (Spread and (Fudge)Packer),
and in Bytebusters I'm a modem trader
(Scum Of The Earth, according to
certain jealous lamers).
BLM:-
So Extremist who would you like to
give a good seeing too? And who would
you hate most to stick it into? (So
to speak...)
EX:-
It's gotta be Katie Puckrik/Word
Swiing, she's a babe. Violet Berlin
she's a dirty wench! (Dog from Bad
Influence!)
BLM:-
Are you all knackered? It's bloody
3:30 in the morning and I feel like
shit!
All:-
No, pissed off because we missed
Katie, and Track Attacker isn't
knackered because he's taken some
buzz-gum, and has super strength!?!?
BLM:-
Who do you hate most in the scene
and why?
Ex:-
There's this bloke called Sonic and
his in a well known group called
BYTEBUSTERS! I hate him because his a
two faced cunt.
T.A:-
Chuck/Fairlight, because he sells
OLD warez to beginners, like myself at
one time ($2.50 per disk, plus $3
postage, and you have to order more
than 10 disks min at a time, he's in
for a Miller!).
M.R:-
Everyone! Especially
Sonic/Bytebusters, I'm gonna dismember
his limbs in true Ryan style.
TA:-
What do you think of Destiny then
Blancmange?
BLM:-
They're a quality group and are
ranked quite highly by plus boiteuxs!
(whatever the fuck that means!), no
seriously they're pretty good really.
BLM:-
gtv cxxxxxxxxxxxygd4fecg ?
TA:-
,ygo jol 9km !
Ex:-
tuewiffw ueh ue wwko pouyoe !?!
MR:-
Warh, Warh, Bang, Bang urghhh :-0
BLM:-
Am I dead?
TA:-
Yes indeed! My little angel, those
wings look quite sexy.
Ex:-
I believe so Games Master!?
MR:-
Yeah cos I fucking chainsawed the
lot of you!?!
BLM:-
So that means this interview was
done by corpses?
Ex:-
Least corpses are more exciting than
the people here!
TA:-
Does this mean that we may be
eligible to enter Rotting Corpse of
the Month, then?
MR:-
Look there's my brother! BASTARD
KILL, KILL, FUCKING MUTILATE!
BLM:-
Well thanks for taking your time to
answer these questions(?), are there
any peeps who you would like to give
messages too?
TA:-
Mr.Sheen/BB - Cheers for making
me disabled! (Ratio wise that is).
Vapour/BB - Thanks for the AT&T
cards!
Blancmange/Cosine - Cheers for
being elite m8.
Pixel/Decide - Cheers for giving
me the latest warez when I needed 'em.
Ghostrider/SLP - Sorry for the
delay, I'll send soon.
Ex:-
Mr.Sheen/BB - Remember me? It's
Stoo, had any gange lately?
Vapour/BB - Thanks for letting me
join Bytebusters!
MR:-
Elvis Presley - Where did you go,
you rocking go? Katie/Word - Get your
tits out for the lads.
Finish.